sassycybermen:

“I’m a woman and I’m not offended by this, clearly it isn’t sexist!”

wow I didn’t realise you were the singular spokesperson for 3.5 billion people of different ages, races, religions, backgrounds, sexual orientations, social classes, and cultures, I’m so sorry

i was texting this boy  and he just called me “brochacho”?? i am deep in the friendzone help

RAVEN STAHP

flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

dampsandwich:

get down off your high horse pal. and for god sakes stop letting your horse smoke weed